plot twist
Reblogged from: connectthedots67
Source: exfriendsforever
I don’t get why people liked Iceland or the gay devil so much… I honestly think Greece was a lot better, and more entertaining. But, my favourite was Azerbaijan with the shadow man in the box.
Watching Eurovision is actually quite entertaining until the voting starts. Then it’s just politics and Western Europe sinking to last place.
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Justin Bartels, Impression
‘The series focuses on the clothing that women think they should wear, or are told what to wear, to impress someone in a sexual manner. There is a physical mark that is left from these clothes, showing the discomfort women go through.’
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
THIS F! Goddamn I hate monopoly
Hahahaha your hatred of Monopoly is hilarious though. You’re so grumpy ;)
This is the cutest shit Ive ever seen on the internet
