May 2013
May 19th
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May 19th
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Eurovision
I don’t get why people liked Iceland or the gay devil so much… I honestly think Greece was a lot better, and more entertaining. But, my favourite was Azerbaijan with the shadow man in the box.
May 19th
badwolf-badwolf: Watching Eurovision is actually quite entertaining until the voting starts. Then it’s just politics and Western Europe sinking to last place.
May 19th
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thedingledodies: oscill8wildly: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum i need this printed on a t-shirt
May 9th
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tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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str1peyjumper: teaandchainsaws: the-yolocaust: the-yolocaust: has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly i now know why THIS F! Goddamn I hate monopoly Hahahaha your hatred of Monopoly is hilarious though. You’re so grumpy ;)
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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“I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep...”
– Sylvia Plath (via oscill8wildly)
May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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“You can’t fill loneliness with people you have no intention of loving.”
– Codi Ann Thomsen, letter-writing (via codiannthomsen)
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...”
– Stephen R. Covey (via perfect)
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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We called it quits...
And I never thought it would be so sad and funny.
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Please don’t play with my heart. Play with my clítoris, it feels better.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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“When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.”
– unknown  (via hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends)
Apr 23rd
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sarcastics: if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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“What she really craved was a connection. That feeling you got when you knew you...”
– J. Sterling, In Dreams (via perfect)
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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blueisforscarvesandboxes: david-bui: do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar  I’m glad it isn’t just me
Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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