I don’t get why people liked Iceland or the gay devil so much… I honestly think Greece was a lot better, and more entertaining. But, my favourite was Azerbaijan with the shadow man in the box.
badwolf-badwolf: Watching Eurovision is actually quite entertaining until the voting starts. Then it’s just politics and Western Europe sinking to last place.
thedingledodies: oscill8wildly: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum i need this printed on a t-shirt
tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
str1peyjumper: teaandchainsaws: the-yolocaust: the-yolocaust: has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly i now know why THIS F! Goddamn I hate monopoly Hahahaha your hatred of Monopoly is hilarious though. You’re so grumpy ;)
I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep...– Sylvia Plath (via oscill8wildly)
You can’t fill loneliness with people you have no intention of loving.– Codi Ann Thomsen, letter-writing (via codiannthomsen)
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...– Stephen R. Covey (via perfect)
We called it quits...
And I never thought it would be so sad and funny.
Please don’t play with my heart. Play with my clítoris, it feels better.
When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.– unknown (via hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends)
sarcastics: if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
What she really craved was a connection. That feeling you got when you knew you...– J. Sterling, In Dreams (via perfect)
blueisforscarvesandboxes: david-bui: do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar I’m glad it isn’t just me